Constipated (Parody) - Avril

moonedge

uh-uh fart like this
uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart
so just fart like this

hey man, whatcha lookin' at
sit down, it will come out soon
and if you could only let it be
you will see it
i hate the stupid way it sounds
when you have to take a crap
and your talking to the person in
the next stall

someone trying to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
Im trying to get through
but I cant because you see
tell me

why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you

Days pass, and the pressure mounts
i don't think, that a wet fart counts
that poo's hard and very fat you see
it's makin' me
yell out when i move my bowels
surely, you have heard the howls
you know, i'm not dropping anything
when it's become

something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you

Give up, watcha pushing for?
Sit back, we've all been bunged before
and if you could only stick with pee, you will see

something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you
oh-oh-oh



[ Last edited by michelletian on 2006-4-11 at 08:35 ]

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forget1316

这个歌词好怪喔....不过效果很好~~歌词

forget1316

效果真不错啊~~顶咯~~好歌....

思念的秋天

好伴奏~~~值得买~~~！我都没有看价钱~~~！很喜欢他的歌~~~~
我发现斑竹确实好厉害~！

ufosky

she is so cool i like her song

随着一声『观音娘娘到』，从天上掉下一滴甘露正好落在你的嘴唇上！
你在恍惚中看见了4两黄金。
我收下了谢谢楼主。。。。。。。
音质不错的、、、、、、、

太好了、。。。。。。。。。
这首伴奏我要啊

我好喜欢啊,谢谢啊~

susu9130

我喜?g呃??版本............